Well, there is just no definitive answer. Couples reach milestones at different points in their relationship.
Let me tell you that there is definitely too soon or not soon enough when it comes to the more flatulent problems.
So when is the right time to be comfortable enough to break wind in front of your lover?
It might not be the most romantic topic at hand for Valentine’s Day but plenty of couples have been going strong for the last few months.
I assumed If you have hit the magic number of five months into your relationship, feel free to let one out. Tell your partner research says it is okay.
One of the first things couples do when they are in love is introduced their other half to their friends, while it takes almost three months for women to go completely makeup-free, shows research by Provident.
The data shows the length of time after which (2,000) couples reach the comfort zone in their relationship.
Couples meet each other’s parents generally after 3.6 months of dating, whereas they stop going to the gym after 3.2 months, and stop shaving after four and a half months.
With social media becoming a huge part of relationships and readily available technologies, 18-24-year olds are texting their partners over seven times a day.
Last year, couples confessed to getting the phone, laptop and social media profile passwords after seven months of dating.
Online bank details, for sensible reasons, come after nine months (but make sure you fully trust them beforehand.
The more traditional milestones such as moving in together, opening a joint account, and getting a pet together usually happen two years of being together.
However, getting married was not on the list of these milestones, possibly because it varies so much between couples and usually takes a few years..
In Nigeria average couple is seen to buy a house together after they might have spent like ten to twenty years together with proper scrutiny.
Just remember that these are ballpark figures and relationship timescales really depend on the intimacy and circumstances of couples.
And if you do happen to let one out before the ‘normal’ time it’s accepted, who cares? Tell them to get over it. If they make a fuss, just fart on your way out.
Happy valentine’s day